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CrypticPoptart
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PostSubject: Surgery and extra bones.   12/06/08, 06:49 pm

Cap'n, look out! What is it boy? It's a GIANT WALL OF TEXT! God help us all!

Here we go. I have a bone condition known as some word I can't pronounce or spell so I found it in the dictionary. "Osteocondromas" is what it's called, if you feel like reading up on it for some personal reason I really don't care for go on yahoo or something, I will however sum it up. I have extra bones, and not some badass extra arms or something, just little lumps of bone on certain parts of my body. They aren't visble if you weren't looking for them, except the one on my arm which can be passed on as muscle to the fantastically gullible. Anyway, the major ones are coming out some time in July, lucky me, and guess whut? There's two on my arm and three on my leg, and they're all on the left side! I'm lucky I'm right handed, but this means that when my arm and leg are unusable for three weaks crutches won't be an option because it would put too much pressure on my left arm, and with a wheelchair I'd just spin around in circles amusing anyone retarted enough to watch (one arm, remember) So I'm gonna veg for three weeks of my summer. Whoopie. Atleast I get to take the bones back in a jar, I'll be sure to take a photo just for you guys, because you make me feel all special in the lower abdomen. Plus you took the time to read this. Thank you Blush
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   12/06/08, 07:28 pm

Lol you'll be half a man.
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   12/06/08, 07:34 pm

Tim wrote:
Lol you'll be half a man.
Crying I thought my music teacher said I'd be more then half a man If I went home with him and did things I'll never forget.
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   12/06/08, 07:38 pm

CrypticPoptart wrote:
Tim wrote:
Lol you'll be half a man.
Crying I thought my music teacher said I'd be more then half a man If I went home with him and did things I'll never forget.

Are....Are you serious?
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   12/06/08, 07:53 pm

Tim wrote:
CrypticPoptart wrote:
Tim wrote:
Lol you'll be half a man.
Crying I thought my music teacher said I'd be more then half a man If I went home with him and did things I'll never forget.

Are....Are you serious?
Now, now, let's not get off topic... 
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   14/06/08, 06:00 am

"Suddenly, I'm not half the man I uuuuuuuuused to be..."
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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   23/06/08, 03:25 am

CrypticPoptart wrote:
Tim wrote:
Lol you'll be half a man.
Crying I thought my music teacher said I'd be more then half a man If I went home with him and did things I'll never forget.

... Shouting

Wh..wh.. What?
Are you serious?

Anyway, wish you all the best...


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PostSubject: Re: Surgery and extra bones.   02/07/08, 08:20 am

CrypticPoptart wrote:
Tim wrote:
Lol you'll be half a man.
Crying I thought my music teacher said I'd be more then half a man If I went home with him and did things I'll never forget.

It's okay, Poptart.

So that'll be the standard psychiatric package? $600 dollars an hour, right? It's just like an amusement park, except not amusing, sad, derelict. Also, my office smells like pee.

Sry.
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