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Tim
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PostSubject: A story for everyone   03/06/08, 10:33 am

So i was waiting on my girlfriend

She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes.

I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time.

Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room.

Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her.

She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A `y pidgey. Holy shit.

(For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing).

I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story.

She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even f**king care!

YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR f**king GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall.

I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it.

My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever.

I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around.

I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around.

She yells out "f**k YOU", and runs out of my house in tears
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   03/06/08, 11:15 am

That has got to be the biggest fuck up I've ever heard anyone do.
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   03/06/08, 12:56 pm

Be more sensitive to your girlfreind.
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   03/06/08, 02:32 pm

what a bitch lol
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   03/06/08, 06:10 pm

Well, you may have lost your girlfriend, and your DS, but you still have the knoledge that your social life is slowly being ringed by the interenet! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   04/06/08, 09:42 am

Girls have a one in two chance of showing up, shiny pidgeys have a on in one thousand chance. statistically speaking, you made the right moves! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   04/06/08, 10:46 am

flashplayer5 wrote:
Girls have a one in two chance of showing up, shiny pidgeys have a on in one thousand chance. statistically speaking, you made the right moves! Very Happy

Someone who understands
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   24/06/08, 01:10 am

CrypticPoptart wrote:
Well, you may have lost your girlfriend, and your DS, but you still have the knoledge that your social life is slowly being ringed by the interenet! Very Happy

I could make a Saddy Dumpington reference. I could.
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PostSubject: Re: A story for everyone   02/07/08, 01:44 pm

you should respect her more or you'll lose her
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